You’re Having a Laff!

If the world is getting you down, when even the act of removing your bellybutton fluff no longer excites and exhilarates you – don’t despair, all may not be lost. I have compiled a list of my favourite quotes that have caused me to contemplate life’s little drama’s (and some of the whopping big ones too), inspired me to do things and quite often have a good old titter to myself on many a dull day. Let the words of the wise uplift you, and if that fails, have a good old belly laugh at the less than wiser words of these funny peeps 🙂

The journey of ten thousand miles begins with a single phone call. Confucius Bell

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half. Gracie Allen

Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it! Norman Douglas

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do? Ronnie Shakes

If you never want to see a man again, say “I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have your children…” – they leave skid marks. Rita Rudner (I have tested this one for myself and it works 100%) 😉

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty, she’s ninety-five now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. Ellen Degeneria.

I’m at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table. Rodney Dangerfield.

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen.

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